It was a beautiful day Saturday, and even though we were having to cage it, we saw a lot of other lucky fuckers riding on their machines, taking in the great (although very hot!) weather. On our way up, we stopped at the Tennessee Welcome Center so Lady R could take a pic of me and the Blue Star Memorial Highway sign since I'm trying to keep track of all the places I'm traveling to.
We got to Clarksville, TN pretty early in the afternoon and Lady R's brother was already there. Things got better in a hurry cause... little did I know, he was bringing a Hooter Girl with him!
It was all I could do to contain my excitement when this pretty young thing agreed to carry me around with her for the rest of the day! She told Lady R she thought I was cute, so I thought to myself... this boring ass road trip just got better! (She must'a had something for DOB's!)There I was, just hanging around, nestled nicely in some big hooters, when I noticed a dangerous leopard about to swallow one of them purty things up, so I jumped in to save her from harm!
Uhhh... it really wasn't a dangerous leopard after all, but one of Victoria's life like renditions. None the less, she was so impressed with my valor that uh... well...
I'm not one to kiss and tell... I'm just a real lucky fella! That's all I've got to say about that!Thank goodness Lady R's brother has a real nice sense of humor and thought it was funny as hell that his girlfriend was having fun with a flat little dude like me. (Didn't I tell ya'll these folks was twisted?)
On our way back to Alabama, Lady R was gracious enough to stop and let me get my obligatory picture of me at the Alabama state line...
... and the Alabama Welcome Center. We're real close to the Huntsville Space Center... I wonder if they're missing anything?
Well... gotta go now. Check in later, I hope to go ridin' soon!!Travlin' Flat
Dern Wooley, you just aren't wasting any time are you...visiting places ,urrr, ya know. I'm proud of ya going in like that to help a Damsel in distress as a true southern gentleman, then spend the night just to make sure "Everything" was alright.
ReplyDeleteLooks like Flat Wooley is having a lot of fun there with Ms. Hooter!
ReplyDeleteLOL! wow flat, looking good!
ReplyDeleteI am having fun and feeling GOOOOD
ReplyDeleteI'm jealous!
ReplyDeleteFuckin' flat Wooley is getting all the action! I dig flat Wooley! I need to help out...I have been MIA. This is why I shouldn't wander.
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