He's flat on his ass. Flat broke and trying to get road dime by sliding into peoples mail slots so he can steal credit card numbers...soon he will be flat busted.
Maybe the last person to forward Flat to his Tenn destination could drop a post card to that address. I just hope he's not being held captive as some sort of sex slave. Poor Flat, I shudder to think.
i was the last to see him before he traveled. i pinged chessie in tennessee...she said he was upstairs and that she would resurrect him :( that was months ago :(
come on chessie, its been over a year! :( after my repeated requests, and claims by chessie that flat would be returned, im afraid he's stuck :( im still waiting for him to arrive in my mailbox. argh!!!!!!...
i think he's being held hostage somewhere?! yoohoo flat where are you?
ReplyDeleteThe last I saw, he was in Tennessee with Marilyn, but I haven't seen any posts.
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ReplyDeleteHe's flat on his ass. Flat broke and trying to get road dime by sliding into peoples mail slots so he can steal credit card numbers...soon he will be flat busted.
ReplyDeleteI've been wondering too...where the F is Flat? I know he's not with me!!!
ReplyDeleteI miss Flat.
ReplyDeleteHmmmmmm.... who has da Flat?
ReplyDeleteFlat went to Tennessee and that's where the trail runs cold. Maybe somebody can make a Flat Wooley missing persons flyer
ReplyDeleteI miss Flat! :-(
ReplyDeleteMaybe the last person to forward Flat to his Tenn destination could drop a post card to that address. I just hope he's not being held captive as some sort of sex slave. Poor Flat, I shudder to think.
ReplyDeletei was the last to see him before he traveled. i pinged chessie in tennessee...she said he was upstairs and that she would resurrect him :( that was months ago :(
ReplyDeleteoh ya, then i pinged a soul rider friend for help with a missing flat flyer, but that attempt led to cold coffee ;)
ReplyDeleteI think Flat Wooley needs some international travel.
ReplyDeleteFlat, please come to London! Whoever knows of his whereabouts, please contact me....
Gary, if Flat is ever released we'll send him across the big pond to you.
ReplyDeletecome on chessie, its been over a year! :( after my repeated requests, and claims by chessie that flat would be returned, im afraid he's stuck :( im still waiting for him to arrive in my mailbox. argh!!!!!!...
ReplyDeleteI MISS FLAT :(
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